Hip Hip Whore-ay, It’s Finally Our Year!
February 3, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K
Okay, which one of you whores works as the closed captioner at the BBC?
The Independent says that on Friday, the BBC wished everyone a Happy Chinese New Year by welcoming the year of the WHORES. It’s really the Year of the Horse, so some whore at the BBC used their power as a closed captioner to push the whore agenda and declare it our year! As much as it makes my nipples moist seeing BBC News shout out to the whores, it’s unfair to horses. It’s never their year (unless you count the time in 1999 when Sarah Jessica Parker won an Emmy)! Besides, isn’t it always the Year of the Whores?
(Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)
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