Open Post: Hosted By Pete “Dreamboat” Doherty

January 30, 2014 / Posted by:

It only took 29 LONG days, but we finally got the year’s first pictures of my third favorite British hunk of panty pudding-inducing meat (after Prince Hot Ginge and Keef Richards, of course) Pete Doherty! Yes, that’s why the fresh scent of a spring rain falling over a garden suddenly blew up into your nostrils. If you have the sudden urge to write Downy to ask them to please make Unstopables in Pete Doherty-scent, don’t worry, I already did it for all of us.

Babyshambles is currently on tour in Germany and so Dreamboat blessed the air in Hamburg last night when he went for a stroll and gave his fans a little bloated Evita by greeting them on his balcony. Dreamy’s hair was as soft and lush as the fur on a baby bunny and his personal stylist probably has arthritis from brushing it a thousand times. Dreamy’s teeth were so white and sparkling that God immediately screamed at his or HER contractor to paint the front gates of heaven the same shade as Dreamy’s teeth. It’s amazing that nobody hit that fire alarm so the sprinklers could turn on and cool off all the crotches that started throbbing when Dreamy walked on through.

But seriously, these pictures remind us that Dreamy can’t stop and won’t stop. I mean, he obviously just got struck by lightning and he’s still ticking. Here’s to another beautiful year with Dreamy!

Pics: Wenn.com

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