Open Post: Hosted By Lizaaaaaaaaa

January 18, 2014 / Posted by:

I was going to barf up a post about how one of the twinks from One Direction is a Duck Dynasty fangirl and just wants to wrap his arms around their “family values,” but I just can’t. Not today. Instead, push up your sleeves and get into the glamorous wonk eye game and the “fish gasping for air” poses that Liza Minnelli served up at the SAG Awards tonight. The hopefully messy Flowers of the Attic remake on Lifetime will probably get most of my attention tonight since Ellen Burstyn as a stone cold evil bitch is like distilled oxygen to me, but I’m going to switch to the SAG Awards later on. Because if Matthew McConaughey doesn’t win, Liza is going to break a champagne bottle and cut every whore in there. It’s gonna be a massacre!

Pics: Splash, AP, Film Magic, Getty

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