Introducing The Dirty Diaper Chewer Of Queens

A woman who loves dirty diapers and baby piss… R. Kelly just fell in love….

Because TLC can’t stop and won’t stop until humanity has drowned in an ocean of its own barfs, the newest episode of My Strange Addiction features Keyshia, a 22-year-old pregnant, nasty trick from New York whose tongue tingles every time she hears the sound of baby piss hitting a diaper. Keyshia keeps dirty diapers in her purse and her drawers and she’s loves nothing more than to sniff and chew on one. The ones that really make her mouth water are the ones that are heavy with piss. Keyshia (of course her name is Ke$ha) doesn’t say where she gets her crack from, but I picturing her trolling family bathrooms in malls and dumpster diving behind daycare centers and putting a Diaper Genie sign above her upper lip.

If Keyshia wasn’t having her own baby, I’d tell OctoMom to get into the dirty diaper dealing business and sell all her dirty diapers to this potty mouth. But Keyshia’s going to be a mother and Keyshia having a baby is like a meth head moving into a meth lab. I really hope this is fake and Keyshia’s just an actress trying to get another IMDB credit, because I really don’t want to believe that out there is a woman whose burps smell like newborn piss and baby powder. And no part of my brain wants to know what she does with the shitty diapers. I’m the one who leaves the room at baby showers every time the candy bar diaper game starts.

With all that being said, she has an A+++ eyebrow situation, so I’ll give that to this sucio bitch.