Open Post: Hosted By Bradley Cooper And His Glamorous Mom

And my best dressed at the Golden Globes goes to Bradley Cooper’s hot mom Gloria Campano!

When the camera panned to B. Coop’s table last night, my eyelashes singed and my eyeballs were immediately covered with liquefied glamour. B. Coop’s mom was sitting there with sunglasses over her eyes, ten layers of Bronzer covering her already tanned face and her hands on the table like she was ready to go. When my abuelita lived with us, we’d go to family parties together and when she was ready to get into the car and leave that bitch, she’d let us know by putting on her coat and grabbing her handbag. Then she’d sit by herself without saying a word. That was her not-so-subtle way of letting us brats know that we had about 5 minutes to wrap up our little piece of cake with foil and say our little goodbyes. When your abuelita grabs her coat, the party is over. So that’s what I thought about every time I saw Miss Gloria sitting there with her sunglasses and coat on. She looked like she was ready to make herself a plate to take home before heading toward the exit.

And not to mention, Miss Gloria (who looks like a charbroiled, fun size Beverly D’Angelo with a touch of Amy Poehler in the face) wore sensible shoes. Where is her Chico’s contract?!

Here’s more of B. Coop and Miss Gloria at the Golden Globes and hanging out at an after-party with Leonardo DiCatchAHo and his mom. Leo and B. Coop should give their beards and pieces the night off more often, because no model can bring the kind of glamour their moms bring.

Pics: Getty, Wenn.com