Open Post: Hosted By Rebecca Black’s Sequel To “Friday”

December 7, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

As long as Rebecca Black is on the YouTube stroll, no day of the week is safe. Two years after Patrice Wilson sucked the youth of her, Rebecca Black has a new song called “Saturday” and it’s kind of like a sober version of “We Can’t Stop.” I once went to a party thrown by a bunch of straight edges and no booze or drugs were allowed. That party was a billion times more exciting and scandalous than the party going on in this mess of a video. The good news is that “Saturday” isn’t burning the walls of my ears and burrowing itself into my brain the same way “Friday” did. The bad news is that Rebecca Black will probably fart out 5 more songs. I’m guessing that for “Sunday” she’ll sing about going to church and brunch at IHOP and Kanye (aka our own Yeezus) will rap on it. But what I want to know is which day does she take a vow of silence?

And why did the black guy have to get arrested at the end? If the cops wanted to arrest a black guy they should’ve arrested Patrice Wilson for starting all of this.

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