The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 25th!
November 26, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
I do not like them when I’m drunk
I do not like them near my junk
I do not like them in my trunk
I do not like them when they’re shrunk
I do not like Green Jesus Pants – TheGrandWaz00
Runners-up:
Despite his claim to fame, Jesus does not often take the wheel, as he would rather be checking out the junk in the trunk. – ANightWriter
Somehow, the Bieber’s request for a Mexican ho with some junk in the trunk got lost in translation somewhere just below Tijuana. – emeriesan
Miley ain’t picky. She’ll let any stiff man get up in her trunk. – jazzfish_77
via Tosh.0
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