Open Post: Hosted By CHARO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

November 23, 2013 / Posted by:

Finally, something truly relevant to every human’s interests. Here’s the glamorous Latin Shih Tzu known as Charo posing for her life while wearing the same gown that my abuelita wore to my first communion (¡Santo dios, I wish that statement was a for real fact). Charo burnt the nipples off of everyone and set clits ablaze when she nearly exposed her cuchi cuchi at the Latin Grammy Awards on Thursday night. As soon as Charo showed up, the producers ran backstage and made the engravers change all the names on every trophy to hers, because they realized that she deserves all the awards for her contribution to Latin music and glamour!

And now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and find out who is in charge of “auto-correct,” because when I type in “hotness” it should automatically change it to CHARO…or it should automatically give me an emoji of Prince Hot Ginge with his nipples out. Either or. I’m not that picky.


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