Open Post: Hosted By Britney, Witch

October 28, 2013 / Posted by:

While pretending to know how to read, Brit Brit recited the intro to Michael Jackson’sThriller” for BBC Radio 1’s Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw (aka Harry Styles’ blowout brother). The jacked-up British accent that comes out of the mouth of Our Lady of Glow-In-The-Dark Cheetos’ (her holy title officially changes for the holiday) is terrifying and makes my ears scream, but her British fauxcent isn’t the most horrifying thing that a Spears has done (there’s a long list, though). Daddy Spears will always own that title for doing this:



You know, looking at this mess again, it’s almost like Daddy Spears’ killer clown costume was foreshadowing for Robin Thicke and Miley’s VMAs performance and that takes it to a new level of SCARYASFUCK.

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