The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 14th!

October 15, 2013 / Posted by:

At the Dodger game…Mom thinks quick and tells lil slugger Tommy..”Oh that’s just a huge insect”..Tommy says “How can it fly with such a huge dick?” – mitzigaydar

Runners-up:

The Scientologists have devised a sneaky way of locating John Travolta when he tries to get away. – DailyNightly

Coach always told me to keep my eye on the balls. I’m not sure what to do with the giant penis though. – ANightWriter

People in the cheap seats always get the shaft. – Hellon Wheels

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