Open Post: Hosted By Gordon Ramsey’s Unfolded Laundry Buffness

October 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Gordon Ramsey is my favorite SharPei chef, always bringing crinkled forehead goodness to slap would be cooks down left and right on his show Hell’s Kitchen. Swooooon.  Now here’s something more to swoon over: Gordon’s pic on his Twitter account showing off his new buff bod as he preps to do the Hawaiin Ironman tomorrow.  Yes, Gordon is serving melted cast iron perfection in that picture and we’re all grateful.

In true GR fashion, the Hawaiin Ironman perfectly blends and frappés a 2.4 mile Waikiki roughwater swim, a 112 mile bike race around O’ahu and a 26.2 mile Honolulu marathon.  For Gordon, piece of freshly shredded carrot rum cake with delicious cream cheese frosting garnished with the sweet tears of his competitors.

My favorite of the comments on his Twitter page was this one:

Agreed and get it, Emma!  And GET IT Gordon.  Show those mofos what a buff (build and color) SharPei can do!!  Bite an extra hole in their unsuspecting mailman asses.  And then at the finish line, serve them up some hot INYOFACE on a bed of wild rice infused with coconut milk and their sour regrets for ever taking you on. Your choice of baked potato or a side of storm in your pants.  If you can take on and sort of win with Amy’s Baking Company, you’ve got this.

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