The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 9th!

October 10, 2013 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber 2.0. This time scientists just gave him an asshole instead of making him into one. – johnny boy

Runners-up:

Oh Aniston. Really? – Texndoc

Hoping for another child, Gwyneth Paltrow looks into a Japanese company that produces sterile silk infused organic children who need no psychological input and can handle the physical traumas associated with having completely self-absorbed meditative parents; Chucky 11, meet your new mom. – Bukini Rain

Jailbird Jerry Sandusky made a playmate out of gum wrappers, paper clips, styrofoam cups and desperation. – OurMissC

(Thanks Laura)

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