The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 30th!

October 1, 2013 / Posted by:

No one has yet told the Hamburglar he’s out of a job due to Mickey D’s replacing him with the Turdburglar. – ANightWriter

Runners-up:

After their reality show was canceled, Kim, Kourtney and Khloe’s public appearance events quickly went downhill. – johnny boy

In a shocking twist McDonald’s axes Ronald and brings in “The Mighty Wings”…Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, and Chicken Shit as new singing Mascots! – mitzigaydar

Although Wendy’s is now America’s favorite fast food restaurant, McDonalds wants everyone to know they’re still #2. – Dawn Davenport

via Reddit

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