The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 25th!

September 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Gwyneth, your little Vespa incident should have warned you that it’s dangerous to drive when you’re so far up your own ass. – June Cleaver

Runners-up:

The new roadside speed detectors are proving to be quite distracting. – BaconSlut

Ever the professional, Backdoor Farrah performs some asshole-stretching calisthenics before shooting her first scene. – Gina Latina

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