Open Post: Hosted By The Goddess That Is Raquel Welch

September 24, 2013 / Posted by:

I’m going to slap myself with a polyester wig for not posting these pictures of Raquel Welch when they came out three days ago. I blame the Emmys, which shouldn’t have happened, because every ho should’ve stayed home and cried all weekend since none of them can compete with this perfection in a lace front.

Here’s 73-year-old Raquel Welch delivering potent servings of glamour at Entertainment Weekly’s pre-Emmy party on Saturday night. ¬†Raquel has long denied that she visits the plastic surgeon regularly, which always makes her haters seethe with jealousy. Don’t hate Raquel Welch because she was born with a rare gland in her face that naturally produces Botox. You can try to diminish Raquel’s glamour by snatching her wig, but I guarantee you she’s wearing a wig under that wig and a wig under that one. Raquel knows how many bitches are jealous of her beauty and she’s always prepared. Try it, heffa.

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