Open Post: Hosted By Bruce Springsteen’s Nipples

September 21, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s Bruce Springsteen in Rio, showing me that a 63-year-old has a better body than me and I’ll think about doing something about that as soon as I finish shoving this entire chocolate-covered Rice Krispies treat into my always open eating hole. The Boss is in Brazil for Rock in Rio and while he’s there, he dipped his nips and Just For Men-colored locks in the ocean. The only thing better than a picture of Bruce Springsteen frolicking in the ocean in Brazil would be a picture of him flipping through a Cosmo as his colorist paints his hair with his shade of choice (shoe polish black).

And yes, I would. I’m American and he’s Bruce Springsteen, so I have to say I would. If I said I wouldn’t, my social security number would be deleted and La Migra would come for me. And I’d want it hit to find out if Bruce uses Just For Pubes too.

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