Open Post: Hosted By A Bearded Jon Hamm

September 20, 2013 / Posted by:

For about three seconds there I thought Jon Hamm was wearing one of these:


But all that Hamm fur on his face belongs to Jon Hamm. Jon Hamm was out doing whatever in L.A. yesterday and on his face was a glorious, rough beard that’s perfect for you to exfoliate your nalgas on when you sit on his face. But you’re probably not even looking at Jon Hamm’s triple decker stache or his beard. You’re probably checking to see if the world-famous Hammaconda made an appearance. It didn’t! The pap should’ve waved a mouse at it to see if it would jump out and try to snatch it. Oh, the Hammaconda’s probably just hibernating early.

Pics: Pacific Coast News

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