Yes, we’re still talking about Beyonce’s weave, hair, whatever and our children will talk about Blue Ivy Carter’s weave, hair, whatever and our children’s children will talk about Blue Ivy Carter’s children’s weave, hair, whatever. This will go on forever.
Here’s Beyonce flipping her newly grown weave while doing the derp dance during her performance at the UK’s V Festival in Chelmsford yesterday. I knew Beyonce wouldn’t be able to perform with that Miley hair. Beyonce can’t physically yodel into a mic or shake her ass unless she flips her hair first. All the lights at a Beyonce show are powered by her hair flip. Shit, all the wind in the world is powered by her hair flip.
And here’s a riddle: What came first, Beyonce or the hair flip?
¡ɥnp ‘dıןɟ ɹıɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɟo uǝǝnb ‘ǝɔuoʎǝq :ɹǝʍsuɐ