Would You Hit It?

August 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s Colin Kaepernick, the quarterback for the 49ers (whatever that means), flashing his rock hard 9″ nose and tattooed nipple frames on the cover of GQ. Colin kind of gives me shades of Adrien Brody¬†and I’d rob a church to get six seconds in a kennel with the Afghan Hound adonis that is Adrien Brody. It’s the schnoz. It’s a nose you can deep throat.

So even though Colin sort of looks like a messy mash-up of Squidward and Alice the Goon, is offending several cultures with those tattoos and has a chin rug that looks like a beaver’s ass, I’d hit it.

via ONTD

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