Open Post: Hosted By Courtney Stodden In A Lettuce Bikini

July 31, 2013 / Posted by:

Yes, lady in the flower jacket, she’s real, she’s in front of you and she’s exquisite.

The streets of Hollywood haven’t seen enough of Courtney Stodden’s all-unnatural, silicone-fed titty domes, so she got into a lettuce bikini and walked down Hollywood Blvd. for PETA today. I see PETA trying to get Courtney naked. The quickest way to get a porn iguana naked is to put her in a lettuce bikini. It won’t take long for her to nibble the whole thing off. That’s if the sun doesn’t get to her first and she melts into a puddle of plastic and bad decisions.

Pics: Splash

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