Open Post: Hosted By A Falling Queen

July 19, 2013 / Posted by:

When a queen tumbles down stairs (which I’m pretty sure were made of cardboard and put together with Elmer’s) at the Miss Gay Nicaragua pageant and nearly comes untucked, she rises like a be-wigged phoenix from the ashes of embarrassment and limps across the stage on one heel while spreading the glitter. That’s how a true queen does it. And when a queen tumbles down stairs, all of us definitely need to see it from at least three different angles.

(Thanks, Mario!)

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