Open Post: Hosted By RiRi’s “Slutz” Half-Shirt

July 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Kanye’s $125 t-shirt, which fits like a Kardashian kooch, can officially go to hell. Because here’s RiRi wearing a t-shirt that is extremely relevant to my interests. RiRi is a mess, but you can always count on her to dress like a hooker at a late-90s rave who will suck for orange juice and half an E. That Slutz half-shirt and that black V on her crotch is the meaning of sophistication.

If you added a sequined fanny pack stuffed with a bag of pork rinds, a bottle of Mike’s Hard Cranberry Lemonade and a Heeldo (aka a strap-on for your foot) to RiRi’s outfit, then it would be Dlisted’s summer time office uniform.


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