Late Night Crumbs

June 12, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Nicki Minaj’s clothing line for KMart is perfect for the morning-shift hooker who wants an outfit that’ll take her from the rave to work – HuffPo

“I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things” and other humble-covered dingle jewels from Kanye West going FULL Kanye West in an interview with The New York Times – Lainey Gossip

This makes sense since Charlie Sheen can line up about five dozen lines of coke between Teen Mom Farrah’s at-war titty balls – The Superficial

The trailer for Diana looks like a really expensive karaoke video for “Candle In The Wind” – Towleroad

“Hilary Duff Takes The Bus” sounds like a G-rated version of Bang Bus – Hollywood Tuna

For about six seconds, I thought Erykah Badu lost it again! – Drunken Stepfather

What I really needed today was several servings of man nipples and here they are – The Berry

POPPY MOYER?!!!!! – Celebitchy

Miley Cyrus is not having chipmunk beaver sex with Justin Bieber, because she’s still engaged and the last part is news to Liam Hemsworth – Just Jared

Carey Mulligan doesn’t want to play Hillary Clinton, because she knows the role will forever belong to La Pequena – ICYDK

Eddie Murphy’s new piece’s tuck game is beyond – Popoholic

The “Jennifer Love Hewitt showing off her bump and engagement ring” photo-ops have already begun – Popsugar

Now your nutsack can look like Nicole Kidman’s face – HuffPo

I refuse to believe this until I see the burn marks on Cara Delevingne’s lips from Prince Hot Ginge’s fire bush burning her during a beej – Celebitchy

The True Blood premiere should’ve been held at a nudist camp – I’m Not Obsessed

Brandi Glanville fired her assistant for losing her dog – Reality Tea

Denise Richards looks like a value pack of neon markers – Lainey Gossip

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