Open Post: Hosted By Ranch Dressing Soda

May 29, 2013 / Posted by:

From the makers of Bacon Soda, Buffalo Wing Soda and Peanut Butter & Jelly Soda comes Ranch Dressing Soda! Yes, ‘Murica, you did this. Your dreams did this.

This is disgusting and probably tastes like Mama June’s piss, but I’m still all for it. To make a perfect salad-tini, mix Ranch Dressing Soda with Bakon Vodka, pour it into a hallowed out tomato and garnish with pieces of lettuce. It’s a drinkable salad that’ll get you tanked. It’s my new favorite lunchtime necessity!

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