The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 8th!

January 9, 2013 / Posted by:

I’ve always heard they have to wash off Parisite Hilton the morning after but I never knew it was now a professional sport. – TexnDoc

Runners-up:

Apparently Adam didn’t get the memo that the circle jerk was moved to next week Tuesday… – Boys for Pele

Brides normally throw bouquets at weddings. Kris Humphries had to throw his balls out. – cs182

They aren’t laughing at his dick, they’re laughing at the tweezers and magnifying glass. – citizenstrange

via Izismile

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