Open Post: Hosted By Paul Ryan’s Greatest Photo Shoot

October 11, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

No, that headline isn’t wrong. These aren’t outtakes from The Situation’s Peta campaign. This is Paul Ryan curling his way to your heart and to the White House.

Just hours before the vice presidential dance-off between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan goes down, Time Magazine gave us all this beautiful gift. Time took this Sears Portrait Studio shit when they were considering Paul Ryan for their Person of the Year. I don’t know why they didn’t name him Person of the Year, because he definitely deserved it for looking like the douche jock in every 80s movie who tortures the school nerd to impress his gold-hearted cheerleader girlfriend. Not only is that the same face Kermit the Frog makes when he’s trying to push out a fart bubble, it’s also the “It’s not my fault you were born with geek genes, bro!” every jock makes after he throws you in a trash can.

I used to think that the only time a grown man should wear a backwards cap is if he’s about to give a beej….and I still think that.

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