The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 23rd!
August 24, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
Dear God,
I have seen a woman engulf the red sea between her breasts while eating her 3rd breast. Please I beg. We are ready. – Ransome
Runners-up:
When having Lindsay Lohan over for company, try to distract her with wine and drumsticks so she won’t steal your baubles. Bonus if you can get her to do the “boob trick.” – ImpertinentVixen
A lifetime of hard living has led Raggedy Ann into an adulthood where her name is no longer cute, but all too fitting. – perky
Jessica Simpson’s misinterpretation of the connection between breast feeding and weight loss isn’t helping. – Lale
“They tried to make me eat at rehab and I said…nom…nom…nom….” – cs182
via Evil Milk
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: [email protected]