The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 14th!

May 15, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

“Sorry, Mr. Seacrest, but a deal’s a deal. I don’t want them anymore either. -Satan – tonicbitch

Runners-up:

Found in the shower drain at the Odom residence. – Skinnymalinky

Demi, stop following Ashton around. He’s not coming back. – MardiGras

Is that from The Ring? No it’s Madonna’s career trying desperately to get back to her. – Glen

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