The CAPTION THIS VIDEO Contest WINNER For December 7th!

December 8, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Somewhere in Europe, tucked in the corner of a cool, dark cellar is a hidden chamber which contains a horrible secret. A man has been cryogenically frozen. His mind, balls and sperm have been forcibly removed and are stored nearby. Meanwhile, his soulless doppleganger travels the globe with a skeletal vampire and her child army. – City Barbie

Runners-up:

In an attempt to re-capture the innocence of those days when he could walk around unnoticed by fans and the paparazzi, Brad Pitt channels his inner Seth Green. – phungi

Brad’s first attempt to morph into James Haven goes awry when he turns into James Hetfield instead. – Pookie

What you don’t see is the horde of oncoming beanie babies smelling like abandonment and Lolavie. – Ms.Fit

Click here if you can’t see the video above and click here for more from The NY Times’ Touch of Evil series

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