The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 29th!

November 30, 2011 / Posted by:

It was only one drunken time in 1984 that Prince and Sheila E had sex, but he always knew that his little mistake would come back to haunt him; so when he received the dinner invitation from a grown-up Princess Sheila Pearl Raspberry Sign O’The Times, he warily accepted. – Strepsi

Runners-up:

You know you’re a ho when your garbage can wears a cock ring. – meljo

“Well, Granny, what’d you expect when you subcribed to Cuntry Living and Better Whores and Gardens ?” – WTFOMGLOL

With Silpat nipple guards, frying bacon while topless just got less dangerous. – BaconSlut

(Thanks Christine)

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