The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 26th!

October 27, 2011 / Posted by:

Not one to pass up an opportunity, Papa Lohan decides to advertise in hopes of finding that elusive blow job. – privateyz

Runners-up:

Lindsay Lohan’s new wallpaper. – TheBrazilliant

Just in time for Christmas, Mattel releases it’s new social interaction game for ages 18 and up… “Pin the Dick on the Honky”, in stores now. – jack-n-the-hat

“Your Honor, I am wearing red because the orange jumpsuit clashes with my daughter’s skin tone.” – deadhead

Sadly, the prison’s gift shop was out of “Douche” t shirts. – tiny monkey

via St. Pete Times (Thanks Katherine)

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