Open Post: Hosted By Lil Savion

September 1, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

This is a year old, but it was either post this or that terrifying mini Dolly Parton (more like Dolly Pardonyourselfandhaveaseatplease) impersonator with stuffed chichis from Toddlers & Tiaras last night. But it’s ALWAYS too early for the latter so I went with Lil Savion instead. Lil Savion is like a collaboration between Willow Smith and Rudy Huxtable and I love her for three reasons:

1) She reminds of Little Chrissy from Pecker after she’s put on Ritalin.
2) Lil Savion is permanently looking you down with her left eye.
3) The Gucci backpack and Z formation has just pushed all of us back into the mid-90s.

I really hope this was made during school hours, because this is the kind of learning our children need in their lives. Where was Lil Savion when I was a kid to teach me the correct way to throw “NOT TODAY” shade at the gym teacher?

And yes, I’m sure this video will be used to argue that we need to bring back ass whoopins to our schools.

via Crunk + Disorderly

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