Bitch Got Creamed: The Rupert Murdoch Edition

July 19, 2011 / Posted by:

During a hearing for the News of the World phone hacking scandal, billionaire media mogul Rupert Murdoch must’ve wished he had his Sith Lord hood on when comedian Jonnie Marbles busted a shaving cream pie right into his face. Rupert’s wife Wendi Deng (or Wendi Daaaang as her homegirls will now call her) is definitely gangsta, because she defended her sugar vato by throwing punches at the cream pie tosser. That’s gold digger love right there. Rupert will later thank Wendi the only way a vato knows how: by giving her a cheek hickey that’ll match one of the liver spots on his face. Ride or die, bitch!

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