Open Post: Hosted By Jocelyn Wildenstein

From afar, I really thought this was either Kristin Calamaris from The Hills or a bee stung Jessica Simpson, but then when I clicked to enlarge I had the same eyes-widening reaction Jodie Foster had in Sommersby when she realized that Richard Gere WAS NOT HER HUSBAND! It’s the one and only Jocelyn “Catwoman” Wildenstein prowling the streets of Beverly Hills with her boyfriend Lloyd Klein. It never ceases to amaze me what a pair of dark sunglasses and strands of man-made hair can do to a person. To say that Jocelyn Wildenstein looks more beautiful than usual is an understatement greater than saying that I love to sit on a bidet until all the warm water in the tank runs out. But maybe I’m only saying that because I’m blinded by her stunning rubber and rhinestone cat collar.

And since I brought up Jessica Simpson, here’s also some pictures of her flexing her alien shoulders and carrying an ugly cloth diaper bag while walking around in NYC with her paid bitch.