Open Post: Hosted By A Happy Ass Brad Pitt

April 5, 2011 / Posted by:

The only way a grown man like Brad Pitt could be this happy while having almost the same haircut as the Dutch Boy is if:

a) ho is drunk
b) ho is stoned
c) ho is all of the above

Brad’s lazy wrist says “tired of holding a joint in the back alley of that restaurant all night,” the twinkle in his eyes are saying “420” in Morse code and that smile is the same one I make when I’ve been open-mouth kissed by Johnnie Walker, so I’m going to go with C. Final answer!

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