Open Post: Hosted By The Lindsay Lohan Of Cats

February 16, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

This thieving puss right here… Meet Dusty, a cat burglar in the literal sense, who will snatch your swim panties off your clothesline in the dead of night and drag them back to his lair. Dusty isn’t just a casual snatcher either. Dusty’s unofficial crime record contains at least 600 robberies including 11 in one night. The residents of Dusty’s San Mateo, CA neighborhood say that he’s taken everything from a pair of Converse to stuffed animals, but his paws get extra sticky for worn swimsuits. Perverted ass pussy.

Even though Dusty looks like he’s been sprayed in the face with mace one too many times, his neighbors haven’t done anything about his thieving ways. Whenever something goes missing, they just stroll on over to Dusty’s lost and snatched pile. You know, I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, never trust a pussy with Andy Cohen eyes.

(Thanks to Ed for sending this in)

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