Here We Go Again

December 2, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

For two seconds there, Jared Leto was letting his natural hotness simmer and wasn’t trying to ruin it by adding unnecessary spices from the fuckery jar. Well, that didn’t last long, because here he is in London the other day waging another battle against his hotness.

Jared is looking like a Q-tip used for Smurfette’s pap smear. WHY! WHY! WHY! You know, I’m fine with Jared’s head resembling one of Mel Gibson’s frustrated blue balls, but he took that shit too far by matching his hair with his shoes and luggage. And since Jared is obviously serious about his blue nowadays, his dick bush is probably the exact shade of the Blue’s Clues dog’s taint.

Quick Update: Oh, shit. My ass just noticed that Jared’s hair is also the color of the nipple (aka headline) on every Dlisted post. Okay, I’ll try to warm up to it.

Tags: Jared Leto, Why Are You Doing This To Us?

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