Open Post: Hosted By A Pussy Who Don’t Play

November 14, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Thanks to those of you who blew out a bong-produced cloud of good thoughts for my sick ass dog yesterday. It worked!!!! Because his ass gets to come home today. His doggy brain doctor said that he had a little swelling in the (insert fancy medical term which is way too fancy for me to remember) part of his brain, which was probably caused by a vitamin deficiency, which was probably caused by a bad batch of his food. He will make a full recovery and will go back to filling his days with barking at every single soundwave and licking his crotch as though his saliva contains testicle-growing properties. YAY. I will make sure he dedicates a lick to you.

And above is a clip of a pussy laying a smack down on a long, leathery beast. This is pretty much what it looks like when Mickey Rourke tries to get some.

Kitty is either braver than Tommy Girl’s proctologist or dumb as shit! I’m going to go with the former and give the stupid bitches standing so close to an alligator the “dumb as shit” label.

via Neatorama

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