Open Post: Hosted By SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT

The white old grouchy Mr. Magoo-like dude on the right boarded an Air Canada flight in Hong Kong using somebody else’s passport. In the middle of the flight, he walked into the bathroom, spun around a bit, drank a special serum made from Jared Leto’s sweat, chanted the same voodoo prayer Madge spits out before sucking the youth out of her victims and then he came out as the young Chinese guy on the left. Cut to Cate Blanchett clutching her locket before saying, “Beeeeenjaaaaahmin Buttons! Ahs do deeeclaire!”

CNN says that dude got past Chinese authorities in Hong Kong with the crotchety pepaw mask over his head. When he got on the flight, several people noticed that his hands were so young looking but they didn’t say shit until he appeared as a totally different dude. He was immediately taken into custody when the plane landed in Vancouver. Authorities aren’t saying why he did it, but there are reports that he’s seeking asylum in Canada.

And now we know how Randy and Evi Quaid are going to escape from Canada when they eventually get into trouble over there. Try not to laugh when they sit in the plane seats next to you with ole’ dude head masks on.

(Thanks to all who sent this in)