Open Post: Hosted By Marion Cotillard

Nevermind the recycled dress from Ke$ha’s fashion line for Hefty, I didn’t know Marion Cotillard could bring it like that! But here she is, with her honeyed mon dieus out at the Paris premiere of her boyfriend’s movie Les Petit Mouchoirs. This is a whole new Marion to me!

Yes, Marion has always been a delicate snowflake who spends her mornings dancing on her tip toes on the parquet floor in her Parisian flat, but she is taking it a higher level here. Feed me the right pill so that I can shrink down into the size a butterfly’s peen and bounce on my tippy toes on Marion’s airy bosom clouds.

Anoint her the president of the French chapter of Aretha Franklin’s Saving the World Through Magnificent Chichis Foundation. How do you even say “magnificent chichis” in French? Don’t tell me, I’m just going to go with “shishis magnifiques.”