Open Post: Hosted By Terry Crews

August 19, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Somebody from The Expendables had to rip his shirt off and scream like Mel Gibson in heat at the New York Stock Exchange today, and Terry Crews was just that someone!

Does Terry have a muscle on every inch of his body? I think I see a six-pack on his tongue! I bet he can lift the entire Hogan family with one of his ass lips.

You better get yourself a good medical plan before you fuck with Terry. If one of his peen veins throbs just a little while he’s hitting it, you will end up with a deviated rectum and a shattered ass bone. Terry’s idea of using protection involves more than just a condom made out of Kevlar. It involves a full emergency medical team standing by to whisk you off to the nearest trauma center if shit gets too intense.

That being said, I still would! Duh. And duh. Call up Kaiser Permanente and ask them what their deductible is on injuries related to getting fucked by Terry Crews.

Here’s more of Jason Statham, Sly Stalone, Dolph Lundgren and Terry Crews at the NYSE today. I’m surprised Sly’s Joker brows didn’t drop when Terry flexed one of his biceps.

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