Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit’s FUGGS

May 29, 2010 / Posted by:

I was under the impression that the thing Brit Brit hated the most was A BRA! But here she is wearing one in Westwood, CA yesterday and showing us that what she hates the most are her THANKLES! Why can’t Brit Brit just let her thankles be great? Why can’t she just let them breathe and live their lives? Instead of doing that she’s always suffocating them with the most horrific boots DWS has to offer. Daddy Spears needs to issue a 5150 on those UGGS. Throw them in a padded room forever, nurse!

Here’s more of Brit Brit looking like one of my old aunties picking me up from LAX in her nightgown. But at least my auntie wears socks with Nike sandals instead of UGGS. I’d never get in the car with her if she wore UGGS. I’d rather take the bus (that’s saying some shit).

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