The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 1st!

March 2, 2010 / Posted by:

The US team prepares to motor boat Aretha’s chi chis. – Vern

Runners-up:

Tom Cruise went to his “happy place” while trying to get erect to impregnate Katie. – Siphoned_Dreamz

Richard Gere wanted to start his own Haiti relief group, but ‘Glands Across America’ isn’t really catching on. – cs182

The gangbang at Johnny Weir’s house is always well choreographed. – cliff777

via Time Out Chicago (Thanks David)

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