Open Post: Hosted By The Situation’s Situation

January 23, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

The vomit has dried and the crabs bites have mostly healed on MTV due to the first season of Jersey Shore coming to an end, but those guidos are still fisting (no pumping here) for GTL dollars. And at Jet in Las Vegas last night, The Situation, the Don Knotts of guidos, and DJ Pauly D, the Jughead of guidos, hosted a party together. The GHB was flowin’!

As usual, The Situation kept flashing his situation of situations at any ho, skank or slut who asked to see his situation. I’m ashamed to admit that the first time The Situation brought his situation out, I had a minor situation in my down low situation. But enough about that situation.

Besides, Tracy Morgan did it first and he did it better:

Now that is a MAN DOWN CODE 10 SITUATION right there!

And now I promise to never write the “s word” ever again. (I’m lying).

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