Hot Slut Of The Week: Suzanne Roberts
Birthday: 1922ish
Age: 87
Birth Name: Suzanne Somethingoranother
Original Date of HS of the Day: December 6, 2009
Claim to Fame: Suzanne is an actress, child tamer (more on that below), public speaker, socialite and the senior of all seniors. Suzanne was a well-known stage actress in Philadelphia before she married her now husband. Suzanne’s husband is the founder of Comcast, so dude gave his lady her own talk show where she talks about oldies and all their problems.
Where is she now? Either annoying someone by spending hours unwrapping a piece of candy or taking a nap. That’s how most memaws spend 90% of their day.
Why is she HS of the Week? It was between Suzanne and another Hot Slut, but then I read this in her bio and it sealed the deal.
A true pioneer, Suzanne has also received international recognition for her work with emotionally disturbed children. When, as a mother of five, she and her family spent a summer at a Navajo Reservation, she discovered special methods of communicating with hostile and withdrawn hospital patients.
You know she’s slipping those people a little peyote. Suzanne has the touch.