Open Post: Hosted By A Forklift Crash

November 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Since today’s running theme seems to be BOOZE (as usual), here’s a clip out of Moscow that has been making the rounds. A forklift drivers lost his footing and accidentially crashed into a pile of boxes causing a gigantic avalanche. What makes this extremely tragic is that the boxes were filled with sweet, beautiful VODKA! It really looks like we’re witnessing the world ending. If vodka went extinct, the human race would go exctinct. Think about it. Vodka + Humans = Unprotected Sexy Times = BABIES!!!.

Thankfully, the driver escaped with only minor injuries to his leg. But the owners of the warehouse lost nearly $150,000 in vodka. Let us weep.

However, they didn’t have to pay too much for clean-up since they simply invited Amy Wino over for afternoon cocktails.

VIA HuffPo

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