Open Post: Hosted By The Wild Turkeys Of Cherry Hill, NJ

September 26, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

NBC Philadelphia shot some very important footage of a mob of cunty turkeys (let’s call them Heather Mills, Kate Gosselin, Michael K and Candy Spelling) attacking a woman and her son in their NJ neighborhood. Don’t worry, the woman bruised her vocal cords a bit, but other than that, they were fine. They could have easily got the turkeys to quit that bitch by threatening to shove a box of Stove Top up their gobble gobbles.

Apparently, the wild turkeys wreak havoc every afternoon. Nobody knows where they come from or they why keep going back to the same neighborhood. It’s a mystery. Paging Detective La Toya!

Maybe the turkeys think that 2009 is the year the tables will turn and they will eat stuffed human on Thanksgiving instead of the other way around. The turkeys are revolting! Keep fucking that chicken, turkeys!

VIA Buzzfeed

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