A Lucite Creampie

April 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The Empress of Lucite spent her Easter afternoon with her girls and a fellow elegant beauty at Millions of Milkshakes where she launched her own milkshake. No, that’s not milkshake in Shauna’s mouth in the picture above. Right before this picture was taken, Shauna caught a glimpse of herself in the glass and her mouth jizzed itself at her stunning gorgeousness. Yes, even Shauna’s mouth still can’t control itself when faced with such high levels of elegance.

Shauna wasn’t only there to make a creampie, she also wanted to speak out about her recent domestic abuse situation. As you may know, a hideous monster who hates all things beautiful attacked our Empress. This isn’t the first time, but it will be the last! That’s what Shauna says. And she also has a message to all women who are involved in an abusive relationship. The Empress can help with her elegant words and factual statistics. Shauna cared so much about delivering this important public service announcement that she forgot to put on actual clothes before she left the house, but she is still the epitome of class and refinement.

Here’s more pictures of Shauna and one of her courtesan making her signature milkshake yesterday.

Tags: Shauna Sand

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