Afternoon Crumbs

March 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Note to self: Doing yourself on an airplane can get you into trouble. T-girl Elvis Crespo learned the hard way – Guanabee

Carmen Electra bares her wonky plastic sacks in Maxim Mexico – Egotastic!

How big is your Twitter dick (I’m not talking about John Mayer)? – Scandalist

Arthritis is cute! – Jezebel

Jim Carrey is a star at faking gay sex – Towleroad

Camilla Belle dumped Joe Jonas for an overcooked sweet potato – Lainey Gossip

Anna Faris joins the No Pants, Crotch Out Club – Hollywood Tuna

Nick Cannon is going to shave off his dick bush as a gift to Mimi for her 39th birthday – Hollywood Rag

Roger Federer flashes his furry boobies – Just Jared

Adrian Grenier must be wearing some thick ass vodka goggles (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

It’s always feels good to get flipped off by a baby – Cityrag

Tags: African Orphans

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