Hot Slut Of The Week: Uggs

March 9, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Birthday: 2000 or 2001 (I can do math!)
Age: 8
Birth Name: Ugly Bat Boy

Original Date of HS of the Day: March 1, 2009
Claim to Fame: Uggs (not to be confused with you know what) has always been a hometown star in Exeter, New Hampshire, but the world has started taking notice of his beauty and now the pussy is internationally famous.

Where is he now? Uggs holds it down at his owner’s veternary hospital, but he might hit Hollywood soon. His owner said they just got an offer to do Ellen Degeneres’ show. After that will be a spread in Elle Magazine, then a Cover Girl contract and then he’ll be announced as the new host of America’s Next Top Pussy.

Why is he HS of the Week? Because beauty like this doesn’t come around too often. But keep Beyonce away from him, because she might try to make a wig out of his fur.

Tags: Hot Slut of the Week

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